Nº 01 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Cookies & Cream
Like a milkshake. Just a little more illegal.
Planet Moonshine presents
Planet Moonies — Cream Moonshine
Ten diner-classic flavours, spiked and poured into a mason jar. 17% ALC/VOL. 750 mL. Made with real Canadian ingredients.
Good Shakes. Bad Choices.
10 flavours. 0 regrets.
The menu board
Choose Your Trouble
Ten Flavours. One Questionable Decision.
Every jar is the real thing — cream moonshine at 17%, dressed up like the desserts you weren't supposed to have.
Nº 02 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Chocolate Peanut Butter
Two great tastes. One terrible influence.
Nº 03 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Strawberry Milkshake
Some things are better spiked.
Nº 04 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Salted Caramel
Some things are better a little salty.
Nº 05 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Banana Cream Pie
Like dessert should be. Only stronger.
Nº 06 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Root Beer Float
The float that sank your plans.
Nº 07 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Orange Creamsicle
A popsicle with priors.
Nº 08 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Maple Cream
Because everything tastes better with a little maple.
Nº 09 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Pumpkin Spice
Because apparently everything needs pumpkin spice.
Nº 10 — 17% ALC/VOL · 750 mL
Vanilla Milkshake
Looks innocent. That's how it gets you.
Summer 2027
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